The Porn Ultimatum? No son, this movie stars the ideal Holmes

NO ONE has said anything yet, but my limited knowledge of Information Technology dropped me in it big time last week.  I managed to inform  the world that my daughter Hayley’s partner Steve Holmes (that’s them pictured) is a famous porn actor!

My daughter Hayley with her partner Steve Holmes 

It all stemmed from the article in The Courier recently (www.thecourier.es) about my baby grandson Buddy coming out of hospital after his first few traumatic weeks of life. I still can’t read the piece without getting weepy, soppy old thing that I am. And I wrote the damn stuff myself!

I figured that if those words reduce me to tears, they  might also touch the hearts of grannies  all over the world. So I decided to add  it to  the  blog sites I set up when I was a lady of leisure back in 2010 BC (Before Courier, that is).

I  called up www.grumpyoldgran.com  - a Wordpress site which I actually paid to set up but rarely look at these days – and published  the story, complete  with the headline  ‘Buddy Golly! The miracle baby with no heartbeat goes home’.

So far, so good.  Under the article on the Grumpy website, a list of ‘Recommended Links’ enabled me to direct readers to Wikipedia’s take on ‘Caesarean Section’,  ‘Umbilical Cord’ , Intensive Care’ and other specific subjects mentioned in the article.

Rather than wade through all the links, I clicked ‘Apply all’ and thought no more of it...until  I checked the site a couple of days later.

The  name ‘Steve Holmes’ in the article was hyperlinked. Curious, I clicked on the link and, horror of horrors, was greeted  by the full Wiki lowdown on …’’Steve Holmes , Pornographic Actor’’.

The name may be the same, but our Steve is no dirty movie man. He’s a respectable dad, as our Buddy would confirm if he could talk.

But, having arrived premature three months early, he's not due to be porn until March 6th.